Help, she's gonna run for president
Just repeat every time you hear some MAGA moron freak out about the Super Bowl
You need a bro for "debate me, bro"
Especially when it's a Christian doing the persecuting
The teachings of Jesus, not so much
Standing up for free speech works
But is her marriage a feminist fantasy?
He's not just incompetent, but vile
She's not remotely first-lady material
Even grosser than you could have imagined
The sinister reason Trump revived the presidential fitness test
So you don't have to
