The price of being a Trump supporter: only your soul
He brings his own sauerkraut to parties
Not working on a federal holiday
He is tall
Snoozing into historical catastrophe
Invading Venezuela won't mend fences
"YOLO" is not a justification for invading a foreign country
Past is predicate
At least when it comes to incompetence
But we have fun laughing at them
It's all about the money, folks
Giving us reasons to gossip
